Annual holiday!

San Serriffe will be closed for holiday from July 26 onwards, opening again August 28.

Webshop orders are still possible, but will only be shipped August 28. Pickups are possible again August 28 as well.

Wishing you a good summer!

The Great Outdoors

It’s 2017 and your life ISN’T a clusterfuck? Grow the fuck up. Though it’s often cloaked in reticence, the distance between what we want and what we’re offered is unravelling at the seams. Our fail-safes are falling apart. Our bodies are willed into cosmic orgies of fate, time, chance, and cum bubbles. Our universe is collapsing. It’s no time for shyness—we need all hands on dick. What will happen when we bare it all in the open for everyone to see: our loves, our legs, and our late-night dirty texts, dirty secrets, and dirty pants?

There’s a world busting open like a nut: Welcome to the Great Outdoors.

― Nathan Beyoncé Ma

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